thirstiest:

thirstfollower:

i need 430k more followers until i have more followers than the city i live in 

does ur city have 430k people

huffingtonpost:

Leonardo DiCaprio Addresses UN Climate Summit: ‘You Can Make History… Or Be Vilified By It’

Leonardo DiCaprio addressed world leaders assembled for the United Nations Climate Summit early Tuesday morning, urging them to take action to address “the greatest challenge of our existence on this planet.”

See his full speech here.

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

I

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stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

blackqualad:

when alien races only have two genders. when those two genders are male and female. when that alien race adheres to the human gender binary. when female aliens have breasts. when alien races look exactly like humans except maybe they’re orange or purple 

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”