ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

jimdoesntcarrey:

strippedtease:

thank u dad

Welcome to Aperture Laboratories.

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

sorry:

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

advil:

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

advil:

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

coffeesclosers:

soul punk fans go so hard u dont know true loyalty until youve seen soul punk fans defending patrick stump

eatthechildrenmoar:

there is no set way to be a woman (✿◠‿◠) 
there is no set way to be a man 
(◡‿◡✿)
there is no set way to be non-binary 
\ (•◡•) /

just wear what you want and act how you want it doesnt matter your identity is still valid

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.